WHETHER P.L.P. OR F.M.N., I THINK YOU'LL ENJOY THIS.

A LITTLE BOY GOES TO HIS DAD AND ASK, "WHAT IS POLITITCS?"

THE DAD SAYS, "WELL SON, LET ME TRY TO EXPLAIN IT THIS WAY:

I AM HEAD OF THE FAMILY, SO CALL ME THE PRIME MINISTER.

YOUR MOTHER IS THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THE MONEY, SO WE CALL HER THE GOVERNMENT.

WE ARE HERE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR NEEDS, SO WE WILL CALL U THE PEOPLE.

THE MAID, WE WILL CONSIDER HER WORKING CLASS.

AND YOUR BABY BROTHER, WE WILL CALL HIM THE FUTURE.

NOW THINK ABOUT THAT AND SEE IF IT MAKES SENSE."

SO THE LITTLE BOY GOES OFF TO BED THINKING ABOUT WHAT DAD HAS SAID.

LATER THAT NIGHT, HE HEARS HIS BABY BROTHER CRYING, SO HE GETS UP TO CHECK ON HIM.

HE FINDS THAT THE BABY HAS SEVERELY SOILED HIS DIAPER. SO THE LITTLE BOY GOES TO HIS PARENT'S ROOM AND FINDS HIS MOTHER ASLEEP. NOT WANTING TO WAKE HR, HE GOES TO THE MAIDS ROOM FINDING THE DOOR LOCKED, HE PEEKS IN THE KEYHOLE AND SEES HIS FATHER IN BED WITH THE MAID. HE GIVES UP AND GOES BACK TO BED.

THE NEXT MORNING, THE LITTLE BOY SAYS TO HIS FATHER, "DAD, I THINK I UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF POLITICS NOW."

THE FATHER SAYS, "GOOD, SON, TELL ME IN YOUR OWN WORDS WHAT YOU THINK POLITICS IS ALL ABOUT."

THE LITTLE BOY REPLIES, " THE PRIME MINISTER IS SCREWTING THE WORKING CLASS WHILE THE GOVERNMENT IS SOUND ASLEEP. THE PEOPLE R BEING INGORED AND THE FUTURE IS IN DEEP SHIT.