Some1 tex me dis and jus had to share it...dis funny as hell:

The Prime Minister was looking for a ho when he met 3 women. A Cuban, an American and a Bahamian. He ask da Cuban how much she would charge. She said $200. He ask da American, she said $100. He ask da Bahamian; she said if u can get my skirt as high as my rent, get my g string as low as my pay, get ur cock as hard as the times & fuck me good as u fuck up dis country den u can grind me 4 free.