Dis was off da chainz!!

Gabriel came to the Lord and said,
"I have to talk to you. We have some Bahamians up here in Heaven
who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my
horn is missing, conch salad juice is all over their robes, their pitbulls and
potcakes (a mix breed dog) are riding in the chariots, and they're
wearing basketball caps and straw hats instead of their halos.
They refuse to keep the stairway to
Heaven clean. There are guinip seeds and chicken in the bag all
over the place. Some of them are walking around with just
one wing.
"The Lord said, "I made them special,
Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children.
If you really want to know about real problems, let's call the
devil."

The Devil answered the phone,
"Hello? hold on a minute."

The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm
back. What can I do for you?"

The Lord replied, "I just want to know what kind
of problems you're having down there."The Devil said, "Hold
on again. I need to check on something."

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone
and said, "I'm back. Now what
was the question?
"The Lord said, "What kind
of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't
believe this...."Hold on,

Lord" This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes.
The Devil returned and said, "I'm
sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. Them
Bahamians done put out the fire and
are trying to install air conditioning!!